i like wilco, i like funnies, i like guitars, i like life. and my husband when he makes french toast in the morning

wolfcoma:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

yo there is a mom and baby possy right outside by the dumpsters at work. I think she might be hurt a little. Shes hiding in a bush and boy are they cute.

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kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

The only time I line up early is for concert tickets. And records

The only time I line up early is for concert tickets. And records

neonxwhales:

mediclopedia:

Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.

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lateshowletterman:

There’s 8 Days left to vote for Live on Letterman for a Webby in Best Online Film & Video: Entertainment!
Remember Wilco’s Live on Letterman webcast?

lateshowletterman:

There’s 8 Days left to vote for Live on Letterman for a Webby in Best Online Film & Video: Entertainment!

Remember Wilco’s Live on Letterman webcast?

which ep is this??

which ep is this??

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sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.

But she could kill me.

Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

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tehhufflepuffcompanion:

hihiskinnythighs:

starkinglyhandsome:

marchcorvus:

suburbanite-gangst3r:

i emotionally connect with this cat

dis mah pizza

dar r mani liek it

but dis 1 iz mine

ah, an ancient tongue

that is pure lolspeak, not heard in its raw form in many a year

we’ve come full circle gentlemen

hahahahahah

It seriously took me a moment to translate it

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Another animal co-worker. Big Daddy is my favorite. I don’t care if that makes me a wimp.

Another animal co-worker. Big Daddy is my favorite. I don’t care if that makes me a wimp.

mrhaliboot:

frozendailydose:

goldannaple:

keyblade-assassin:

don’t click play.

What the….

but why

This scene is really powerful because it shows Elsa, a girl who has been shut in and isolated her whole life, finally accepting herself for who she is. I think the animators and song writers did a really good job at making this a really amazing, memorable piece of art.

laughterkey:

spank-that-cass:

aubsticle:

this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.

why are  we not talking about the fact that some of these screencaps are still moving

It never dies.

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